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We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.
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What great delight it is to see the ones we love and then to...
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What the great ones do, the less will prattle of
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If we can … get them to understand that saying ‘no’ to drugs is...
Quote #24541
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #27935
People don’t understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.
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The human mind must believe in something, so why not let it believe what...
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Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day...