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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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The Green Party is like a watermelon – green on the outside and red...
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Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I’d...
Quote #25871
For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #24890
For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book...
Quote #8214
There is no slavery but ignorance.
Quote #4310
For God hates utterlyThe bray of bragging tongues.
Quote #7394
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary...