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I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience...
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...
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It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and...
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Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...
Quote #13751
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
Quote #18985
How far would have Moses gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt
Quote #12020
Never deprive someone of hope — it may be all they have.
Quote #16821
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...