Quote #12629
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or...
Quote #12101
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Quote #28022
No matter how one approaches the figures, one is forced to the rather startling...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #33485
Poetry is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #22048
‘Tisn’t life that matters ‘Tis the courage you bring to it.
Quote #14436
A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another. If...
Quote #2607
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
Quote #25855
Pick a man for his human qualities, his values, his compatibility with you, rather...