Quote #14953
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #15786
Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #21018
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
Quote #22380
A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using...
Quote #17392
I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do...
Quote #16849
To fill the hour-that is happiness.
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #33294
Some natural skepticism as to the purity of all human motives came and sat...
Quote #11775
Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.