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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
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If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer...
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The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
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When a thing is new, people say ‘It is not true.’ Later, when its...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
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You teach your daugthers the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are...