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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
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She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on...
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We are obliged to respect, defend and maintain the common bonds of union and...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them,...
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A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
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Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
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We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.