Quote #26029
A wise man keeps secrets in his heart a foolish man tells tales.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4897
The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
Quote #30032
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #27209
He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge and one only evil,...
Quote #5256
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #605
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.
Quote #32424
Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...
Quote #33536
I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.