Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #26704
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Quote #10875
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
Quote #22957
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
Quote #27835
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
Quote #27399
I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or...
Quote #25074
History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions the study of answers belongs to...
Quote #17410
One man’s word is no man’s word we should quietly hear both sides.
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I feel that you are justified in looking into the future with true assurance,...
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.