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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven...
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…There is no such thing as … separation of state and church … in...
Quote #7575
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong...
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Surely your gladness need not be the less for the thought that you will...
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Why was I so blind that I couldn’t see our love was changing underneath...
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You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins...
Quote #9851
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...