Quote #2383
The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
Quote #28473
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange...
Quote #13009
I am in the prime of senility.
Quote #27548
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
Quote #1396
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #28099
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave...
Quote #2685
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
Quote #15596
If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
Quote #1833
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Quote #34615
She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to...