Quote #34559
You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.
Quote #9230
Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29413
Credulity is the man’s weakness, but the child’s strength.
Quote #13378
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
Quote #5957
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #18178
Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it...
Quote #14300
There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out.
Quote #297
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Quote #5048
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.