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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the...
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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you...
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At my time of life opinions are tolerably fixed. It is not likely that...
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There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all...
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Immortality lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your...
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Wisdom outweighs any wealth.
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The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...