Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #25479
I’m not interested in having an orchestra sound like itself. I want it to...
Quote #10209
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
Quote #9947
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space....
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #10998
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
Quote #5627
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
Quote #12904
In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wide waste there still is...