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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
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You’re dealing with the demon of external validation. You can’t beat external validation. You...
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There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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In the carriages of the past you can’t go anywhere.
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Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer...
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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Man is always more than he can know of himself consequently, his accomplishments, time...
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Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I...
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch....