Quote #30848
When two quarrel, both are to blame.
Quote #24484
When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #7983
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the ordinary.
Quote #8843
One half of the world can not understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #24911
Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought.
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Quote #13089
The goal of all life is death.
Quote #20858
Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice take each man’s censure but...
Quote #24497
Let us make hay while the sun shines.