Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #10533
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #12769
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
Quote #13951
If you rest, you rust.
Quote #13573
War is based on deception.
Quote #7295
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
Quote #1735
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
Quote #33647
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.