Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #25315
The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life...
Quote #26311
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote #30947
He who wants a rose must respect the thorn.
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Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and...
Quote #19942
When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations.
Quote #27815
Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
Quote #18907
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Quote #21764
It is a good answer that knows when to stop.
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.