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History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into...
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Attention to health is life’s greatest hindrance.
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If we don’t want to see the map of Central America covered in a...
Quote #24019
Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...
Quote #15472
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
Quote #20861
Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
Quote #18729
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #2558
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image...
Quote #33786
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.