Quote #22221
A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
Quote #33255
It isn’t the incompetent who destroys an organization. The incompetent never gets in a...
Quote #1915
What are politicians going to tell people when the Constitution is gone and we...
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #19991
I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Quote #13287
Truth is so difficult to find that, when one hears it, it shines through.
Quote #12024
If you can walk you can dance, if you can talk you can sing.
Quote #17219
Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.