Quote #18654
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #5548
I see her not dispirited, not weak, but well, remembering that she has seen...
Quote #8593
In that instant he learned what jealousy was. He wanted to know the name...
Quote #19172
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Quote #3340
An institution which is populare because it combines the maximum of temptation with the...
Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #24734
Time as he grows old teaches many lessons.
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #21679
Thinking The talking of the soul with itself.