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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody...
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Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,...
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag.
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Everybody dies. What matters is what you do between now and when it happens...
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True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth...
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Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any.
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Education begins at home. You can’t blame the school for not putting into your...
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The misery of a child is interesting to a mother, the misery of a...