Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #26704
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Quote #26174
Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause He...
Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #1838
That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no...
Quote #5774
Happy is he who can give himself up.
Quote #19088
We have always said that in our war with the Arabs we had a...
Quote #9575
Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game.
Quote #16143
Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits,...
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.