Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #9866
The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
Quote #23387
In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss...
Quote #34911
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #30458
There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
Quote #23172
I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the...
Quote #33409
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #28905
The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native...
Quote #9534
I have never been able, really, to regret anything in all my life. I...
Quote #29181
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...