Quote #1327
I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #24768
Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave...
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
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The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those...
Quote #30440
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Quote #7764
To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.
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Our tendency to create heroes rarely jibes with the reality that most nontrivial problems...
Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Quote #19552
Of ex-President Eisenhower at the Republican convention of 1964 Reading a speech with his...