Quote #19839
It is natural for a man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We...
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #26244
Veni, vidi, vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
Quote #2307
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Quote #16329
One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #11201
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #30144
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
Quote #2598
The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
Quote #1274
“Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex.