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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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That everybody is allowed to learn to read spoileth in the long run not...
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The highest of distinctions is service to others.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
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Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to...
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False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with...
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Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw...
Quote #1624
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Quote #16960
We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or fifteen...