Quote #18064
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth....
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #15955
The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes that he who distrusts them.
Quote #30683
They say that death kills you, But death doesn’t kill you. Boredom and indifference...
Quote #13574
To secure peace is to prepare for war.
Quote #25296
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #9586
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #33355
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...