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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, ‘Is there a meaning...
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
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I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
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There are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too...
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Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality they discourse...
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I care for riches, to make giftsTo friends, or lead a sick man back...
Quote #17573
Winning is a habit. Unfortuantely, so is losing.