Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #19568
He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
Quote #19515
Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time...
Quote #16087
Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...
Quote #22495
I let the American people down.
Quote #2055
Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
Quote #3436
Why yes – a bulletproof vest.
Quote #10312
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Quote #14058
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
Quote #30372
Not a few who meant to drive out their demons went thereby into the...