Quote #5984
You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else...
Quote #8049
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #23076
Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other...
Quote #4528
A snake lurks in the grass.
Quote #23760
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
Quote #21846
Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism....
Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #8217
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...