Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #15642
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
Quote #28961
To saints their very slumber is a prayer.
Quote #1147
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #30854
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
Quote #9603
An investment in knowledge still yields the best returns.
Quote #23638
Great grief does not of itself put an end to itself.
Quote #12950
People who comprehend a thing to its very depths rarely stay faithful to it...
Quote #14608
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.