Quote #22976
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
Quote #11719
I wasted time, now time doth waste me.
Quote #11711
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #19010
The man who dies rich dies disgraced.
Quote #31616
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like...
Quote #20531
Nothing but blackness aboveAnd nothing that moves but the cars…God, if you wish for...
Quote #4805
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Quote #8356
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...