Quote #31889
Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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It makes no difference if I burn my bridges behind me – I never...
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Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybody who...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I had an immense advantage over many others dealing with the problem inasmuch as...
Quote #17332
The good befriend themselves.
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He that cannot decidedly say, “No,” when tempted to evil, is on the highway...
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Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Quote #25882
Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed.