Quote #19623
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people...
Quote #29586
Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
Quote #11876
Religion is an illusion, and it derives its strength from its readiness to fit...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #19177
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Quote #4994
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Critisize me, and I may not...
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #7955
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them.
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.