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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down...
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I have three treasures. Guard and keep them:The first is deep love,The second is...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
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Not even the gods fight against necessity.
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It is unwise to be too sure of one’s own wisdom. It is healthy...
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America is a land of wonders, in which everything is in constant motion and...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
Quote #12288
Few take up the burden of their own victory: most give up their dreams...