Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
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Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
Quote #1326
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
Quote #2556
For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
Quote #11318
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
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The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
Quote #14767
There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far...
Quote #14537
Only sick music makes money today.
Quote #19679
Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get...