Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #20027
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #17463
He does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches.
Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #33597
We ought not to judge of men’s merits by their qualifications, but by the...
Quote #18533
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #15717
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #28742
When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole...
Quote #17774
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree...
Quote #13192
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense...