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I’m sure that President Johnson would never have pursued the war in Vietnam if...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Be virtuous and you’ll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you’ll begin to be...
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To know is not less than to feel.
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Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed...
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I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
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Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...
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Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
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There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never...
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The greatist thing in the world is for a man to know how to...