Quote #20452
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
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Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the...
Quote #21305
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #12841
You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of live.
Quote #33066
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Quote #18832
I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest, with visions to be realized,...
Quote #34863
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...