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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Never deprive someone of hope — it may be all they have.
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of...
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The bonds that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
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The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality,...
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You know how you hate to be interrupted, so why are you always doing...
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Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For...
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I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Quote #22540
You’re so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I don’t give a damn. to...