Quote #11945
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Quote #8632
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact,...
Quote #21875
Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain....
Quote #29130
A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #1606
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Quote #1674
True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what...
Quote #23745
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #9101
The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it,...
Quote #20615
Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the...