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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
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God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...
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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was...
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I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
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Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
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If you must hold yourself up to your children, hold yourself up as an...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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You see few people here in America who really care very much about living...