Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #908
In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #4111
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Quote #30882
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Quote #16654
This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from...
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #33029
Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.
Quote #19887
In a philosophical dispute, he gains most who is defeated, since he learns most.
Quote #2764
In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House...
Quote #22977
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...