Quote #2561
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
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Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since...
Quote #34024
You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles...
Quote #23958
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #5659
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Quote #23677
There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary...
Quote #34810
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas...
Quote #26030
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #30248
To Robert Fulton What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind...
Quote #4164
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.