Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #16755
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
Quote #1977
I have no relish for the country; it is a kind of healthy grave.
Quote #25812
Politics when I am in it, makes me sick.
Quote #4831
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...
Quote #8906
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,”...
Quote #32962
Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly...
Quote #69
It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #2611
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but...