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Never look for birds of this year in the nests of the last.
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Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that...
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What happens when the future has come and gone?
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course,...
Quote #21589
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
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Whenever the people are well informed, they can be trusted with their own government...
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Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
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If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...
Quote #34599
Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...