Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #3846
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Quote #34029
You’ve got your phenomenon on one hand. Concrete and knowable. On the other hand...
Quote #21772
Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Quote #13698
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #20762
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #10054
If the belief did not make us happy, it would not be...
Quote #26479
Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself...
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...