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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
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A 2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now,...
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Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to...
Quote #32910
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...