Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #24573
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse...
Quote #20598
Words are like leaves and where they most abound, Much fruit of sense beneath...
Quote #26401
Everything beautiful has its moment and then passes away.
Quote #22394
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #14858
Let us forever forget that every station in life is necessarily that each deserves...
Quote #5168
The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive...
Quote #13455
We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.
Quote #17596
It’s easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you’re a winner,...